Fuck
you
you
I can't think of anything clever or deep to put here so I'm just gonna leave this here. Hi.
blockchiken:

vanguard-of-courage:

blockchiken:

vinny-licious:

blockchiken:

alora-witch:

reeses-peixes:

prettyflyforaredspy:

raceagainstelegance:

suyedah:

a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse

omg

omfg

oh

that’s fucking brilliant

how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?

"gift wrap"

i don’t get it

it’s not gift wrap

then what is it?




Happiness begins with you. Not with your relationship, your friends, or your job. But with you.


womenexcellence:

Lioness


If you gotta force it, just leave it alone. Relationships, friendships, ponytails.. Just leave it.
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the-redefined-definition:

My handwriting is
a mess, much like
my hair; did you
really expect less
about my mind?

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floozys:

there’s a lot of unspoken pressure to keep liking the things you used to like and to keep dressing the way you’ve always dressed and to never question what you believe in and basically “be yourself” has slowly morphed into “be what everyone knows you as” but trust me when i say if you just give it up and simply make decisions and take actions based purely on what would make you happy, you’ll gain a very comforting sense of self peace   

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primordial-nyx:

Freedaunderboob




egberts:

where can i buy that for free

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It is really starting to drive me insane that my dad keeps up with when I get paid. 

I fucking hate that shit. I don’t make this money to pay your fucking bills. I make this money for me. I have a fucking car to pay for now. And I’m trying to move the fuck out of this house. I make fucking minimum wage. Which isn’t a lot to begin with. I’m lucky to get barely $400 every 2 weeks. Yes, I make tips every night but on a good night I might make $25. Which puts gas in my car. All of my checks go towards paying for my car. What I do have left over from that also goes towards gas for my car. 

You make a decent amount of money to pay for what needs to be paid for. So don’t fucking bitch at me for not paying the phone/internet bill. You barely use the house phone. You never answer it when it rings anyways. Plus you have a damn cell phone that you can use for your calls. As for the internet; maybe if we didn’t have it you wouldn’t be on the fucking computer all the fucking time when I’m trying to sleep or just want some privacy. 

Both me and my brother have phones that we can use for everything. So we don’t need to have a house phone or internet.

And maybe you should have told me BEFORE the fucking bill was 2 days late that it needed to be paid and I might have had paid it. But since you wanted to wait until it was late to tell me, I’m not fucking paying it. I couldn’t give a fuck if they cut off everything. We don’t need it. 

And stop fucking trying to guilt trip me by saying you’re broke. Fucker, I’m broke too but you don’t see me asking people for money all the time. And even if you can give me half of what needs to be paid back, I won’t pay it until you do give me that money. 

So unless you can pay half, it’s not getting paid period and you can get the fuck over it. 





spookythug:

i want a friend with benefits (dental and medical insurance, 401k retirement plan, etc.)

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